- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

how man

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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