- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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