- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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