- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

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