What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Minutes later, cops come in and arrests the poor man for not paying his bill while the deaf man sits at the bar calmly drinks his beer.

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Dig Bick Your dislexic

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

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Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

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Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

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Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

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What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

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Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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Did the owl ever reach the middle of the tootsie pop? Yes. Dreams do come true

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What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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