Three children had stumbled upon a magic slide. There was a sign on the slide stating that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "JELLY" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of jelly when he reached the bottom of the slide. The next child, so excited to go down the slide began sliding down. She shouted out "LOLLIES" and sure enough she landed in a large pool of sweets and chocolates at the bottom of the slide. Finally, the youngest girl in the group mounted the slide. As she was going down she was enjoying the slide so much that she shouted "POOS POOS" forgetting the rule of the magic slide and finally landing in a large pool of excrement.

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

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Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

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why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

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roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

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cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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