what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

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penis

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

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who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

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i keep getting thumbs down...

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Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

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One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

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A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

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What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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