- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

whats brown and sticky? Doody

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

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