A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

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Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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a blind man walks into a wall

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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