A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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