There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

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Tall asians

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

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Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

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If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

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What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

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Kobe Bryant passing the ball

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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