Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

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asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

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Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

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A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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