You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

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a blind man walks into a wall

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There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

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How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

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Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

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what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

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i dont care if you rate me or not

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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