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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

What do you call a group of black men stampeding down a hill? Dangerous, so they should slow down!

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

Should a pole bump an alarm?

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Mikey : I wan to divorce. Miney :are u funking crazy Mikey : no I'm funking dazy !

a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

Why did the man smoke pot in the roller coaster? Because he was dyslexic and read the sign wrong and thought it read "You must be high to go on this ride."

What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

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