- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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