- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Q: knok knok A: Im home

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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