Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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A guy walks into a bar

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Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

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I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

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i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

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Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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SEX

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: Well, he was in the first tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over warn everybody in the second tower. While he was in the second tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL! Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on a park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich with extra mayonnaise)

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Anti Joke

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