A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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a blind man walks into a wall

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if you have a name/nickname/brand/version or number, please like this anti joke

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

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Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

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knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

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Whats two plus two Four!

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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