A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

The Blonde walked into a wall.

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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