Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

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How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

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Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

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Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

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How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

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Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

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Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

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Q: What do you get if you combine a melody, instrumentation, rhythm, and vocals? A: Um, music, you idiot.

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Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

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Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

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Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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