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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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