Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

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Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

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10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

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What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

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What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

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What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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What's funny about water, food, and shelter? Nothing, those are essential necessities to live your life, unless you have chains attached to your ankles with bricks on the other end and you're thrown in the middle of the ocean with no chance what so ever

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A duck flies into a bar. The bartender allows it to stay because it turns into a beautiful swan. The goose then lays a golden egg and the bartender stares in awe as a giant bean stalk grows out of the egg. He's ecstatic and really glad he let the flamingo stay with all the wonderful colors and magic going on.

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did you know towels can cause dry skin?

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

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Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

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Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

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Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

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What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

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What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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