Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

every cloud has a silver lining

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

an emo girl walked into a white room

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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