A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

One time i was sitting down

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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