roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

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A paralysed man falls over.

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What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

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A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

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In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

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A black man has a job.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

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How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

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This sentence is a lie.

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A man walks into a bar, ouch!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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