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why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Smelly Indians.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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