What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

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A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

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in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

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why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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Roses are flowers.

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

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Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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