- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

The adventures of Helen Keller:

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."