- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

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