- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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