- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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