- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

Heskey time.

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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