Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

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Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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What is life? Paul.

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What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

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flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

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What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Fat? Jesse Z

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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Anti Joke

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