- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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