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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

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my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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What's the song that goes like, duh duh da duh duh duh da da do?

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a man walks off of a damn. a damn is not a noun, thus nobody can walk off it

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Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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