- Anti Joke

A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

bite me

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Two guys walk into a bar. They have drinks, pay for them, then get into a car crash killing a mom and her daughter returning home from selecting a wedding dress. The wedding is canceled. Rate This Comment 0

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...