Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

thumb_up thumb_down -28

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Timmy had to use the restroom in class one day, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I use the restroom?" The teacher said, "I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said'," When I was using 'can', I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier for asking for permission, as opposed to expressing ability. I though since you were a teacher you would know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

thumb_up thumb_down -28

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

thumb_up thumb_down -30

A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

thumb_up thumb_down -30

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops