What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. John runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

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knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

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What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

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See now, that is because you consider yourself my submissive on a both concious and subconcious level, your body and mind wants me to take care of you. I could say it is because I read minds, but why read minds, when I can create them, why read the future, when you can create it. Finally, lets take a look into the word, nerve endings yes? Not nerve endings baby, its called Suggestion. But seriously though, lets put the word nerve endings on top of the word suggestions again there. Nerve endings, did I mention it works on your butt too? You see, usually you would say no, but you do know that now that I am your master, you do and enjoy as I say? See you baby. Moral: "Feel the grove, I control the way you move"

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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This isn't funny.

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What did the sign say? It said slow down

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

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