Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

Women's rights.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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