- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

What's big and messy? A big mess

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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