Rebecca Black sings a song.

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Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

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Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

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two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

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a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

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Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

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it was all Tagart

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Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

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What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

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Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

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How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

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Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

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How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

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why are black people so fast? because there black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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