- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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