- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

NASCAR being considered a sport.

prepares this to get negative votes

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

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