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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

Are you gay. No. Ok.

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What is square and grey? A grey square.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

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