What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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Hello

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why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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