- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Detroit has a low crime rate

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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