WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

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A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

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whos a sick fuck? jake morris

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

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Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

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The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

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What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

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What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

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what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

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Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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