why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

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What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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