What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

Firgen and the blung brigade

i just pooped that is all!

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

#Hanging Degus

An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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