- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

scraggle is in you pillow case

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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