A German challenged an Englishman to a duel But their neigbours found out and alerted the police

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What did the trucker say when his hat blew out the window? "**** my hat!" What did the teenager say when the same thing happened to him in his small car? The same thing, except he was a teenager, driving a small car.

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"The Civil War wasn't won in a day, it was won in a lifetime." -Marc Cruz

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Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

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Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

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There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

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Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

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Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

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what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

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What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

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Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

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What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

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Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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