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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

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