KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

Anti Joke

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