whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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