- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

My mum is called Steve

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

speech and debate.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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