- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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