- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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