- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you win a game try your best

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

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your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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