- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

Obama lin Baden.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

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