- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

My cat just died.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

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