why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Why couldn't the blind man drive? His sight impairment made him unable to fulfill the task without harming himself and potentially other people.

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what do you call a mexican baptism? a bean dip

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

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what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

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when life throws you lemons you should watch out or you might get hurt.

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

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A man with a mustache enters your parents home to tell them you were kidnapped and taken to the pier 1 hour away. They leave and he goes upstairs to rape you for 1 hour. Never trust people with mustaches.

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

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Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

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How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

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