i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

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Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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