What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

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Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

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Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

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How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

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A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

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Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

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Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

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A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

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How will the world end? That information is unknown

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A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

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mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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