- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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