- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

I'm going to Re-write History... History

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

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