Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

What is green and slow Grass.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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