What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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