did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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Jack Stevens

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whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

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Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

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What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

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Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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