mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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Jamie Oliver eats a chip

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What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

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Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

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I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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