- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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