- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

What's blue? The sky.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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