- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

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what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

A guy at a baseball game....

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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