Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

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Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

men's rights activists

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

Roses are flowers.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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