- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

No

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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