What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

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Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

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Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

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Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

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what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

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Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

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What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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richard is fag

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Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

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what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

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What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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