What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

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Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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