- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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