- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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