how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

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Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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13 =B you just learned something

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

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A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet,

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where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

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Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

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Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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Your mom is so nice.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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A blind child sign is at the end of my street. I have never seen the child, but at least if he were to come outside at the right time period i might be able to spot him, whereas he would having no way of returning the gesture.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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