- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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