"Happy Father's Day!" said the little boy to the old man. The old man broke out in tears because he had always wanted to be a father.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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dallen loves penis

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

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Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

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Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: None. It is a sick and depraved act that is probably illegal anyway.

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Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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