How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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