A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

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Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

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L's I's that took Viagra.

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

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If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

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Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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