Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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A nhiger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nhigers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nhiger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nhiger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nhiger go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nhiger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nhiger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nhiger ,smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

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What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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