A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

Jimmy Saville

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

My parents died!

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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