- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

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