- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

Knock Knock Who's there

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

Chuck Norris.

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