- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

Q. How can you find true love? A. Google it...duh

What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

How does a black guy die? Unknown

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

I <3 Hitler

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

What's one plus one? two.

What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

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