Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

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Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

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A mexican, Japanese, and American man are eating lunch one day at work by the window. The Mexican says, "Wow! If I get a taco one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The Japanese man says, "Wow! If I get a bowl or ramen one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The American says" If I get grilled cheese one more time, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The next day, the mexican jumped off because he got a taco. Then, the japanese man jumped off for getting ramen. Then, the American jumped off for getting a grilled cheese sandwhich. At the funeral, the mexican wife said, "Oh if i knew he was gonna jump, I would'nt have packed it." The japanese wife said, "If I knew he was gonna jump, I wouldn't have packed it either." The American wife didn't say anything because she was hit by a bus.

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whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

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Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

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Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

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Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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