- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

What's big and messy? A big mess

What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

A muslim man with a long beard and wearing a turban and robe boards an aircraft with a large suitcase. The plane later arrives at its destination a few minutes past the estimated arrival time due to bad weather.

why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

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