A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

Yo Mama just died.

So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

Why did Suzy drop her ball? Because roughly 5 years ago she was part of a car crash violently tearing off both of her arms. Knock knock. Who's there. NOT SUZY!

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

A bear walks into a bar..... The bartender asks " what do you want?" , he gets killed by the bear because he started talking to it Made by eli

I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

A man walks into a metal bar He had a swell time.

How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

a guy walks into the bedroom with a duck in his arms, his wife is in bed half nakid. he then coments out loud this is the pig im f**king. his wife says huny your holding a duck. then he with a serious look on his face says im sory i wasent talking to you

Your mom is so fat that she should watch her weight and maintain a healthy diet.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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