Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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