- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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