- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

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